Q. How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist’s car?
A. Take the Domino’s Pizza sign off the roof.
Q. How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?
A. He doesn’t know how to use the slide, and he can’t swing.
Q. What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?
A. On or off.
Q. How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
A. Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
Q. What do you call a trombonist with a cell phone?
A. An optimist.
Q. How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one, but he’ll do it too loudly.
Q. What kind of calendar does a trombonist use for his gigs?
A. “Year-At-A-Glance.”
Q. What’s the difference between a dead trombonist in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer might’ve been on his way to a recording session.
Q. What’s the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombonist in the road?
A. Skid marks in front of the snake.
Q. How many trombonists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but he’ll do it too loudly.