Bass Player Jokes Q. Why do bands have bass players? A. To translate for the drummer. Q. A drummer and a bass player both fall off a building, who hits the ground first? A. Who cares? Q. Whats the best thing to play on a stand up bass? A. Solitaire. How do […]
Banjo Jokes Q: What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Q. What’s the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A. The chain saw has greater dynamic range. Q. What’s the least-used sentence in the English language? A. “Isn’t that the […]
20 Great Lies of The Music Business When Someone Says: What They Really Mean is: It’s a definite booking. I haven’t spoken to anyone at the venue yet. You’ll be the headliner. We’ve booked two other bands as well in case you don’t show up Your check’s in the mail. I hope someone pays […]
More Bagpipes Jokes How do you make a set of bagpipes sound beautiful? Sell them and buy a saxophone. What’s the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. What’s the best thing to play the bagpipes with? A razor blade. How can you end up with […]
Bagpipes Jokes What is the difference between bagpipes players and terrorists? Terrorists have sympathizers. How long does it take to tune the bagpipes? Nobody knows. Why do bagpipe players walk while they play? To get away from the noise. What’s the difference between the Highland bagpipes and the Edinburgh bagpipes? The Highland bagpipes burn hotter; […]
Sheet Music for Recorder This delightful collection contains fifteen of the most popular nursery rhymes and children’s songs of all time.Beautifully illustrated by Matt Bridges, the collection is as good to look at as it is to play. A Frog went Walking. Ebook & Audio – Instant Download Pay Here $7 These are the […]
Key of A minor arranged by Andrew Scott Fur Elise is one of Ludgwig van Beethoven’s most famous compositions, and the original score is dated 27 April, 1810. This piece was originally written for solo piano; however, I have extracted part of the melody line and dedicated it to the flute. What you hear […]