Learn How to Play Any Note on the Recorder There are around 21 notes on the recorder. How many do you know? G sharp? What about a D Flat? This ebook contains fingerings for all the notes on the recorder from Low C to High A. Set out clearly, with 3D-like illustrations, each page contains […]
Finished The First Flute Method? Now You’re Ready for the Second! Sample The First Few Pages of “The Second Flute Method” via Email *Name *Email This free sample shows you what’s in the book, and I solemnly pledge NEVER to spam you or share your email address with anyone. 44 Page Method […]
Flute Lessons Too Expensive? Teachers Too Far Away? Can’t Find a Teacher You Like? Too Shy to Take Lessons? Time Can Change All these Things… Meanwhile, You Can Learn to Play the Flute Today! 72 Page Method with 170 Play-Along Audio Tracks The First Flute Method is an easy-to-follow system designed for the absolute beginner. […]
Kids Will LOVE Learning the Flute With Ben the Bee, Ann the Ant & George the Giraffe. My name is Andrew Scott. I’m a music teacher who specializes in teaching beginners I am passionate about making learning the flute fun. When I wrote Let’s Play Flute, I drew on almost 30 years experience teaching wind […]
Trombonist Jokes Q. How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist’s car? A. Take the Domino’s Pizza sign off the roof. Q. How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist? A. He doesn’t know how to use the slide, and he can’t swing. Q. What is the […]
Conductor Jokes A musician calls the symphony office to talk to the conductor. “I’m sorry,he’s dead,” comes the reply. The musician calls back 10 times, always getting the same reply from the receptionist. At last she asks him why he keeps calling. “I just like to hear you say it.” What’s the difference between an […]
Drummer Jokes Q: If a dollar bill was laying in the center of a room, and the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get the money? A: The drummer with bad time since the other three don’t exist. […]
More Bass Player Jokes ~ The Temptation of Jaco-Mo~ (How the Bass player became Perpetually Bored.) And it came to pass in the Very Loud Big Band a disgruntlement upon the bassist, Jaco-Mo, which he could no longer abide.” I am first to arrive, last to leave and yet receive no more shekels than the […]
Bass Player Jokes 1 Q. Why do bands have bass players? A. To translate for the drummer. Q. A drummer and a bass player both fall off a building, who hits the ground first? A. Who cares? Q. Whats the best thing to play on a stand up bass? A. Solitaire. How […]
Banjo Jokes Q: What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Q. What’s the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A. The chain saw has greater dynamic range. Q. What’s the least-used sentence in the English language? A. “Isn’t that the […]